Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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