I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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