that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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