I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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