Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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