I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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