Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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