with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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