Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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