eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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