if i can run in heels then i can drive
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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