he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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