Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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