I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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