I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.