**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?