oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?