I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
