did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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