Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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