dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty