Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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