If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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