What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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