i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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