if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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