I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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