So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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