I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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