Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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