Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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