Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Drunk is a universal language darling
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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