Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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