i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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