New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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