i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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