We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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