Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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