i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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