In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
it was like eating out sand paper
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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