Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I would fuck him just for his dog
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