the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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