Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he shaved USA in his pubs
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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