But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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