they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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