He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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