Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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