I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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