Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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