he shaved USA in his pubs
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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