they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid