Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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Hippo gnu deer
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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