All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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