This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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