He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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