she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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