My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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