absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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