so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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