I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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