Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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